Wake n Bake

Tales From The Dark Side

The scene: fool and Ben Gunn are relaxing on their island:

fool: can you smell bacon?

Ben Gunn: No, that’s just me burning my feet

fool: Why you burning your feet?

Ben Gunn: Cos it smells like bacon!

fool: Oh… cook me some

Narrator: Wiling away the hours was contrived, written and starred crazy fool. And now the quiz: