Wake n Bake
Written by Prim on 07/10/2019
Tales From The Dark Side
The scene: fool and Ben Gunn are relaxing on their island:
fool: can you smell bacon?
Ben Gunn: No, that’s just me burning my feet
fool: Why you burning your feet?
Ben Gunn: Cos it smells like bacon!
fool: Oh… cook me some
Narrator: Wiling away the hours was contrived, written and starred crazy fool. And now the quiz: