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‘Onwards and onwards to Ninnyland and t’ North’‘C.S. Lewis no …-..-“ …sharp turn, right, circumvent the open. Keep close to the edge. If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking too much space… mutters a muttering from the woods, ‘whoa, rad’, he thinks. Keep thoughts clear, press on. Blocks of rock emerge from the […]
‘Nothing like the smell of cows first thing in the morning’‘Apackofcows Now’ Nothing quite like the smell of cows. It’s an early morning shaker. Stacked in a wholesome pungent plop of goodness. Me, I’d shovel it in spades, build my house out of it, have it for tea. Vic and Bob may prefer an onion […]
‘If you go down to the woods today, you better beware of it’‘Stephen Henry Hall & his Orchestra King’ Its smooth brown distinguished hulk sauntered delicately across the path and paused. Its surroundings inconsequential as it turned to stare, unfazed, motionless, as it casually disappeared into the summer’s tall grass. All the while and as […]
‘Time and tide wait for no man’‘King Knut-not’ Saving time in the long run sounds like a waste of time in the now. I want the world and I want it yesterday, as Jim Morrison harped wax hysterically. Take writing this with thumbs on a phone, only to have to convert to another format later, […]
‘Oh, the good life, full of fun seems to be the ideal‘Tony ‘Gordon’ Bennett’ A couple degrees is all required to wind the windows, infest a wound and flood the winding conjugations of your mind. …Like a never ending tunnel, like a snowball in the breeze, da da dee, like whatever he goes on about […]
‘I wandered as lonely as an air bubble in your pants’‘Tight Fit’ New, ha, that there corner has been rumbled, cobbled, trodden and in circulation before you could look it up. And that’s coming from an eternal optimist. Hot air, it’s everywhere and we’re not talking El nino (nino has to have a small n […]
‘Video killed the DVD star’‘Buggums’ Turns out there wasn’t a pt13 pt2 – funny ol’ world eh! But there is a magnificent pt14… dun dun duuun… fool’s been keeping it wheel since around 19. 0’Chocolate, which is roughly 2000 (AD) in real money and that wheel keep-a-spinning back to the first shades of foolery in […]
‘it’s been a long time coming but a change will come’‘Sam Cooke’s a cropper’ Brain a mush. Sleepless night… vacant pause. Mushy peas, yes please. Where were we? Brain a mush, mash, for smash… vacant paws… mash, mmm… (ponder)… … (ponder over)… Sunlight burnt marmalade piercing brown papered windows… Al Pacino’s insomnia denied memory of […]
‘Would you love me through the winter? Would you love me ’til I’m dead?‘Nick ‘Charlie’ Drake not a duck’ To play a musical instrument at the click of the fingers I would probably play the click of the fingers. Many a snappy tune played on them. I can’t be trusted with the guitar, I tend […]
‘The cucumber uprising’‘The People’ Back out of the way future, we’re coming through. As long as the bus is on time that is. That is. It is. Isn’t it. It is. Cars have been our driving force since Gary Numan first invented them in 18 O’Axle (Rose) to the differential – about a millimeter sir. […]
