But it’s gonna be… TUNEFUEL In Jelly ‘If music be the food of love, pipe up Mr. Peter Pick a firkin Pickled Pepper’ – (Shakespeare 15 O’Chocolate – on the 12th-night of a food porn bender) We’ve come a long way since man, or woman, drew a great big buffalo on his, or her, bedroom […]
But it’s gonna be… Microclimatic Like the Echoes of my Mind …Brinny’s micro climate is playing havoc with my flip-flop inlays. Socks that is. Inlay on, inlay off, lost inlay, ‘oh margarita’. Preferably never an inlay and flip-flop twain shall meet. But micro climates do, they’re as one, and Mother Nature at her best. One […]
But it’s gonna be… Procrasticatingly Getting it Together Wink Wink V.O.: We interrupt this wink for this trailer… White Heat Starring James Cagney as played by Mollie Sugden’s pussy PUSSY: ‘See me Ma, top of the world. Oh yeah, curtains for me eh. Not me. I’m gonna wait before I procrastinate…’ KABOOM! (Somewhere in the […]
But it’s gonna be… Fearless Leap of Faith ‘Geronimo’ Yells Cherry leaping from the back seat of the car. ‘Argh, shazbot’, she cries, as she pulls a heartilage on landing. ‘Time to get a chairlift’, me thinks, “I heard that’ she looks. We both turn away, pretending neither saw. I now have to carry her […]
But it’s gonna be… Unshackled Tether Me Nae ‘Don’t shoot till you see the rectangle of their eyes’ said Jonesy reminiscing about the fuzzy-wuzzies at the revolutionary War in It Ain’t alf Hot Mum back in 19 O’ Chocolate. An Irish Nun used to say that to me at school way back in 1974, ‘Always […]
But it’s gonna be… Conflicting The Great Leveller ‘Let them eat petrol’ As Mary Antoinette once famously said. Aye, it’s a tricky moral high ground that questions a pro-Golfer’s participation in Saudi Arabia… or is it? You talking golf fool? Yes, and the double-bubble purse being splashed for half the graft to play golf in […]
New Zealand is the process of banning tobacco, for life – fact. A statement by their Health Minister Dr Ayesha Verrall in early December (9th) 2021 outlined a progressive phasing out of tobacco sales. It is currently illegal for under-18’s to buy tobacco. The new legislation raises the legal age by a year, every year, […]
But it’s Gonna Be… Wait for It ‘What you doing in there?’ ‘Waiting’, ‘Ugh huh, yeah, I thought so.’ ‘I said waiting’. Argh yes, a great line from a great 80’s film, Party Party. And exactly how this week’s panned out. And now for some forms… Moving into a rental is not all it’s cracked […]
But it’s Gonna Be… Keeping the wheels on track Ride it Time and tide wait for no man (and dog), Chaucer said that in 1395. St. Maher said it in 1225, whoever she was. I just said it at 23 minutes past 2. Cherry the dog didn’t say anything and blew fragrant nonchalance to the […]
Taken from Chpt 12… ‘We stood in the same lift, worlds apart. Neither of us quite in touch with the real one. Throughout the ride no one entered. Peter bounced off the walls on his shoulders. His body tight as a tourniquet, sweat trickling down his forehead, eyes glaring. He mumbled his death chant in […]
