Durban’s Bread
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I asked a lady at the chemist bit of a big shop the other day if they had Epsom Salts, ‘Ooh, I’m not sure, is it for constipation or sore throat?’ ‘Neither, I want to put them in a bowl of water and soak my feet’ ‘Oh’ There is no joke here folks, it just […]
Press Release Rising Tokyo-based Half Japanese and Lebanese Alt-Pop Starlet, Sarina, Shares Bittersweet Pursuit of Dreams Through Her Latest Single, ‘憂鬱な道’ Sony Music Entertainment Japan has announced the release of rising Tokyo-based half Japanese and Lebanese alt-pop starlet, Sarina’s latest single, ‘憂鬱な道 (pronounced as Yu-Utsu na Michi)’. The single released on all major digital streaming […]
‘Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bompI feel feet’‘Cream’ The Brief; You have from the time it takes to get from there to here to do this – yer dig? As much as I’d love to dig into the fantastical super exciting adventures uncurled from a magical week of derring do’s, it is with deep pangs of […]
‘Found myself in a strange townThough I’ve only been here for nine and half months now’‘The Jam’ Let’s begin where we left off last week, funny expression that, somehow doesn’t sound right now, almost as if we leapt off last week, which is a completely different Geronimo-esque gambit. Must be the sugar rush bubbling […]
‘It’s not time to make a change Just relax, take it easy’‘Dude called Cat’ It is, yes, the definitive is. Preceded by It. No more it’s gonna be, because it do be. Do be do… exchanging glances… That ship has passed folks. It is time for onwards, into my breeches friends once more, more of […]
But it’s gonna be… IT IS! ‘XXXX’‘xxxx’ A rant n rave on returning to Blighty, which kept the soul occupied traversed into a postie with a murderous dog who ate folk she didn’t like. Ripped from the bosom of tropicality and dragged across green spots of home-home (flip-flops optional), their quests grew warts and garnered […]
But it’s Gonna be… Good ‘Get off you horse and drink some milk’‘John Wayne feeling the festive spirit’ Postie Prim and his Black & White dog bit: Milk Apples in my belly, by Jiminy have they kept the Dr. Away. Who knew the Dr. was a green grocer! Who uses the word green grocer anymore? […]
But it’s Gonna be… Long ‘… It’s been a long, a long time coming But I know a change gon’ come, oh yes it will‘Sam the Cook with an e’ Postie Prim and his Black & White dog bit: Go Long I swear, with all this walking I’m getting shorter. Worn down like a train-spotter’s […]
‘Drop the world I wanna go there’‘Sammy Davis Sr’ Postie Prim and his Black & White dog bit: drop one The grass, chewy over there, green and lush, ready to burst, ripe for spoutings. Conviviality explosion. Yes there, yum yum yum yum yum, argh de cud mighty fine today. Appealing as the greener side of […]
But it’s gonna be… Find ‘You cannot find peas by avoiding… by avoiding… by av…’‘Virginia Steppenwolf’ Postie Prim and his Black & White dog found out Ambiguous sub/ semi sub title. I mean, have they been found out, found wanting, giving, knowing. Found what in what sense. Nirvana? Well just hold up one dog gawn […]
