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‘The cucumber uprising’‘The People’ Back out of the way future, we’re coming through. As long as the bus is on time that is. That is. It is. Isn’t it. It is. Cars have been our driving force since Gary Numan first invented them in 18 O’Axle (Rose) to the differential – about a millimeter sir. […]
‘Does a lot of work for charity, doesn’t like to talk about it’‘Primmy being nicey’ Been in the country 5 minutes and had three jobs. Is that a good or bad thing? Someone will always tell you either or either. Fish was a good one, liked that. Hooked, but I had to let it go. […]
‘And so tunnels made of sand, slip in the sea eventually‘Jimi X’ A preamble to far out unnecessariness is unnecessary this week. For it has been-a-hectic, man, yer dig. H-e-c-t-i-c. No time to preamble here. Perambulation is off, fini, gawn. I’ve been generating… erm, heat? No, Power? No. Chaos? Probably. Fury? Yes. Hot damn, razzle-frazzle […]
‘Time time time, see what’s become of me’‘Simon Art Gart and funkal anyone else’ Too much time on your hands is the Devil’s brew, maybe a blessing, I don’t know. I’ve only changed my mind a zillion times to this intro already. Right now, as I sit and think, I’m listening to my new Soundcloud […]
I asked a lady at the chemist bit of a big shop the other day if they had Epsom Salts, ‘Ooh, I’m not sure, is it for constipation or sore throat?’ ‘Neither, I want to put them in a bowl of water and soak my feet’ ‘Oh’ There is no joke here folks, it just […]
‘Bomp, bomp, bomp, bomp, bompI feel feet’‘Cream’ The Brief; You have from the time it takes to get from there to here to do this – yer dig? As much as I’d love to dig into the fantastical super exciting adventures uncurled from a magical week of derring do’s, it is with deep pangs of […]
‘Found myself in a strange townThough I’ve only been here for nine and half months now’‘The Jam’ Let’s begin where we left off last week, funny expression that, somehow doesn’t sound right now, almost as if we leapt off last week, which is a completely different Geronimo-esque gambit. Must be the sugar rush bubbling […]
But it’s gonna be… IT IS! ‘XXXX’‘xxxx’ A rant n rave on returning to Blighty, which kept the soul occupied traversed into a postie with a murderous dog who ate folk she didn’t like. Ripped from the bosom of tropicality and dragged across green spots of home-home (flip-flops optional), their quests grew warts and garnered […]
But it’s Gonna be… Good ‘Get off you horse and drink some milk’‘John Wayne feeling the festive spirit’ Postie Prim and his Black & White dog bit: Milk Apples in my belly, by Jiminy have they kept the Dr. Away. Who knew the Dr. was a green grocer! Who uses the word green grocer anymore? […]
But it’s Gonna be… Long ‘… It’s been a long, a long time coming But I know a change gon’ come, oh yes it will‘Sam the Cook with an e’ Postie Prim and his Black & White dog bit: Go Long I swear, with all this walking I’m getting shorter. Worn down like a train-spotter’s […]
