Durban’s Bread
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But it’s gonna be… Adventure ‘Get off your horse and drink your milk’Never said by Marion Morrison Strap in Weather is important, I know I said I’d never mention it again, but I can’t help it… Dog food – biscuits… marge… yoghurts, am I dreaming or did I just write that… fold the corners and […]
But it’s gonna be… Procrastinated ‘Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it…. wait… wait..William Prescott at the Battle of Wolf Hill xxxx (fill in later) Procrastination has me marveled, one: by its spelling and the semi full sprawl required on the keyboard and two: well we’ll get to that in due course eh, […]
But it’s gonna be… Normal ish ‘Disagreement is something normal’Dalai Lama‘Normal is believing you’re a carrot… err camel, horse…’Lama Daily Standard Nothing is normal. You are not normal. Normal is not normal. Normal is neo-normality borne out of the ordinary. We are normal, which is not. Nearly fell into yet another ‘Brian’ quote, which would […]
But it’s gonna be… Uncanny Familiar I wandered lonely as a hard-boiled eggThat wobbles within its meaty encrusted shell…’(William ‘The Eggman’ Wordsworth) I sit, no ‘h’ required, and think of an intro to this week’s reminisce. I play a new tune my mate sent through and am blown away – I love it… Wergulu Blue […]
But it’s gonna be… TUNEFUEL In Jelly ‘If music be the food of love, pipe up Mr. Peter Pick a firkin Pickled Pepper’ – (Shakespeare 15 O’Chocolate – on the 12th-night of a food porn bender) We’ve come a long way since man, or woman, drew a great big buffalo on his, or her, bedroom […]
But it’s gonna be… Microclimatic Like the Echoes of my Mind …Brinny’s micro climate is playing havoc with my flip-flop inlays. Socks that is. Inlay on, inlay off, lost inlay, ‘oh margarita’. Preferably never an inlay and flip-flop twain shall meet. But micro climates do, they’re as one, and Mother Nature at her best. One […]
But it’s gonna be… Procrasticatingly Getting it Together Wink Wink V.O.: We interrupt this wink for this trailer… White Heat Starring James Cagney as played by Mollie Sugden’s pussy PUSSY: ‘See me Ma, top of the world. Oh yeah, curtains for me eh. Not me. I’m gonna wait before I procrastinate…’ KABOOM! (Somewhere in the […]
But it’s gonna be… Fearless Leap of Faith ‘Geronimo’ Yells Cherry leaping from the back seat of the car. ‘Argh, shazbot’, she cries, as she pulls a heartilage on landing. ‘Time to get a chairlift’, me thinks, “I heard that’ she looks. We both turn away, pretending neither saw. I now have to carry her […]
But it’s gonna be… Unshackled Tether Me Nae ‘Don’t shoot till you see the rectangle of their eyes’ said Jonesy reminiscing about the fuzzy-wuzzies at the revolutionary War in It Ain’t alf Hot Mum back in 19 O’ Chocolate. An Irish Nun used to say that to me at school way back in 1974, ‘Always […]
But it’s gonna be… Conflicting The Great Leveller ‘Let them eat petrol’ As Mary Antoinette once famously said. Aye, it’s a tricky moral high ground that questions a pro-Golfer’s participation in Saudi Arabia… or is it? You talking golf fool? Yes, and the double-bubble purse being splashed for half the graft to play golf in […]
